Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
Have you noticed that there seem to be more old women than old men? Statics worldwide confirm that, for whatever reason, women do indeed live longer than men. There are all sorts of theories out there, from genetics to levels of risky activities. Whatever the reason(s), in nursing homes and other places where older people are in the majority, there are usually more older women
Saturday, June 12, 2010
30 Under 30:The Celebs Most Likely To Die Young This Summer
1. Lindsay Lohan Duh. Likeliest causes: drugs, alcohol, propensity for being involved in car crashes, child star curse. 2. Justin Bieber
Monday, February 8, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
15 Funny Facebook Fails
Lesson #1: Don't trash talk your boss. Lesson #2: Always be thankful for what you've got. Lesson #3: Family always comes first. Lesson #4: Love letters should be kept secret. Lesson #5: Don't skip Geography. Lesson #6: I mean, really, dear, don't. Lesson #7: Don't skip English either. Lesson #8: Don't ruin surprise
Friday, January 1, 2010
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
New Sim On the Block
Bill: Hello, new acquaintance. Dave: Hey, neighbor, can I ask you something? Bill: City hall. Rain cloud. Dollar sign. Dave: Um, yeah. Listen, I really need a friend. My boss says I can't get promoted until I get one and learn something about cooking. Life in politics is not what I imagined. Bill: Soccer ball. Earth. Ghost! Dave:
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