Showing posts with label Funny Story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Story. Show all posts
Friday, December 10, 2010
How China Negotiates With Kidnappers
Dramatic negotiations between a child kidnapper and officials "I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!" Negotiators assess the situation from next door. Head Negotiator dispatched Negotiations begin
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Apology Letter from the Wife
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway Iaccidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt whenit bumped into your car.I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you willforgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.I am enclosing
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
The Five Most Racist Star Wars Characters
Don’t get us wrong attorneys; we’re not saying that George Lucas hates all minorities. After all, his first bunch of Star Wars movies handled the subject pretty well with a notable exception or two. But somewhere between the first and second Star Wars trilogies, Lucas’ imagination seems to have deteriorated to the point where he started basing all of his alien races on stereotypes. 5.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
TOP 10 Things Men Don’t Want Their Women To Do
Things have been going pretty well so I guess it’s time to piss off the ladies and make them call me names and accuse me of being a chauvenist while I express my opinion about the TOP 10 Things Men Don’t Want Their Women To Do. 10. Wear Night Gowns The only thing more unflattering than a girl coming to bed in her night gown is a girl coming to bed in her 10-year-old night gown. If you
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Dog Diary vs. Cat Diary
The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
7 Most Stupid Death of Famous in All Time
Attila the Hun:One of the most notorious villains in history, Attila’s army had conquered all of Asia by 450 AD-from Mongolia to the edge of the Russian Empire-by destroying villages and pillaging the countryside.How he died: He got a nosebleed on his wedding night.In 453 AD, Attila married a young girl named Ildico. Despite his reputation for ferocity on the battlefield, he tended to eat
Monday, June 21, 2010
Only in United States
The United States of America The country is situated mostly in central North America, where its forty-eight contiguous states and Washington, D.C., the capital district, lie between the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans. The current United States Constitution was adopted on September 17, 1787; its ratification the following year made the states part of a single republic with a strong central
Saturday, June 12, 2010
The 4 Most Bizarrely Difficult Languages To Learn
1. Japanese According to the Foreign Service Institute, part of the US Department of State, Japanese is the hardest language in the world for English speakers to learn. So put aside the anime and start learning Spanish or something. No? Well, we warned you Like Chinese, Japanese has a character-based alphabet. In order to read a Japanese newspaper with a good
Thursday, May 27, 2010
10 Weirdest Things Ever Sold on eBay
eBay has become the number one go-to site to make a bit of money on old, unwanted items. Having a spring clean in your home and have found some vinyls which you have listened to since 1978? Stick them on eBay. Have you gained some weight in the last couple of years and your old clothese no longer fit? Don’t take them down to your charity shop, list them on eBay! Are you a frustrated virgin
Cop Busted Stealing Weed
In this classic clip, a police officer dials 911 after baking and eating pot-filled brownies he stole. Guy gets no love from the news anchors in today’s “4:20 Video of the Day.” Just goes to show, you never steal a man’s stash. If you love your stash, you’ll check out 10 Funny Stand Up Bits About Weed. Posted by Steve Forton, who thinks he died because time isn’t moving at all
Friday, May 14, 2010
China's first man in space reveals astronauts ate dog meat to keep up their strength
Dog diet: Yang Liwei boards China's first manned spacecraft Shenzhou 5 in 2003 - where astronauts had a canine diet China's first man in space has revealed that the menu on his spacecraft included dog meat - to keep the astronaut's strength up. Yang Liwei, who commanded the Shenzhou Five mission in 2003, revealed canine menu samples that were on-board his craft along with
Big Ears can Save your Life
6-year-old Min Min, together with my grandfather who lives in the city Yichan Hubei Province (China), one of the high-rise buildings, nearly died after falling from the window of the apartment, located on the eighth floor. Seeing that the child was asleep, his grandfather briefly left the apartment, leaving the boy alone. However, after a few
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